dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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