i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
