It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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