Don't you send me to vm
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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