you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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