i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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