it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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