i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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