Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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