Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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