At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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