I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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