Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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