No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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