He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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