lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just gift wrapped bread.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
How does one acquire holy water?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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