He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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