i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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