your thong is hanging out like whoa
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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