We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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