and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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