oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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