someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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