so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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