I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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