I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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