I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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