I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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