So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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