Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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