I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I party with great urgency now.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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