Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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