I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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