We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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