i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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