I must be too annoying 4 u.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
