North Korea, Best Korea!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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