i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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