Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
