Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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