Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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