I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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