so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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