New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Someone signed my nipple.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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