morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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