I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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