dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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