why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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