Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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