I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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